Okay, Cincinnati. Lets get these people off of our streets. I know that's easier said than done, but jesus.. this was in broad daylight.. it was like 11 AM and my friend was on a break at work and gets beat up and stuff stolen from him? REALLY?! Where were the police? I know there are tons of you downtown, where were you?! Fuckers.
I thought things were getting better in our city? My friends and I can walk around AT NIGHT downtown, walk around OTR at like 2 AM and never get any sort of threat, BUT my friend is outside the most popular library ever, well in our country... and he gets attacked? Really CINCINNATI?!
Here Jay, if I could give you anything, I would give you whatever you wanted! But.. this is what I have. This is for you.
Smoking with Adele? I think you'd like that, huh?
Hopefully Meryl can make you feel better. Also, you know how much I love flat-faced cats. Reminds me of all the times when we lived together and we would sit for hours and watch stupid cat videos on YouTube.
So, feel better poopie. Hopefully I can see you tomorrow and maybe bring you some beer to make you feel better. Or a candle, lord knows you love candles.
Love you, Jaybay, those dumbies will get what they deserve.
xoxo
CORTNIE
ps: you and Lady Gaga are twins:
loves it!!! :) awesome post!
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