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Tuesday, January 31

Dear Titties

Dear Titties,

Oh, how do I begin? You're pretty awesome, ya know. A lot of people like you; you sure do get a lot of attention. You've been with me my whole life, changing in size, having growing pains and being all.. big.

You were a 36C in FIFTH grade, how does that happen, Titties?! When Body and I lost 60ish pounds a few years ago, what did YOU decide to do? You protested and grew TWO CUP SIZES! What IS THAT?! How does that happen? We can safely say though, that we break the stereotype that big girls just have big boobs because of their fat.. clearly that's not true in our case!

Remember that one time in 3rd grade when those boys on the playground thought I stuffed my bra to make you look bigger? Remember when they haggled us and made fun of us? I ended up getting fed up and told them to give me $20 and they'd see if I stuffed. Remember that? Oh, life.

Titties, I'm hoping you'll always be with me, until the day I die. I couldn't imagine my life without you. You're so comfy and squishy. I promise to always rub on you monthly while I'm in the shower to make sure you're still.. normal, and if I ever feel anything I will NOT hesitate to go to the doctor to make sure that everything is okay with you. I promise to always love you. I promise to always buy you cute bras to wear, because.. well, who doesn't like cute bras?

I know you get mad at me when I sleep in a bra, and you know what? I get mad at me for that, too! It hurts! I promise to always show you off, to be relentless in my cleavage sharing.. because you're beautiful! I promise to not care that I'm 23 and might not have the perkiest titties because you're so damn big! But shit, Titties, why you so down? Whatever, it is what it is! Also! Are you tired of people asking about our nipples? I'm tired of people asking about our nipples!

Titties, a lot of people like you. I do. You've gotten a lot of love from gay men. Drag Queens. Lesbians. Straight men. Straight women. Queers. Trans.. You're fun, look at you! I love you, a lot!


xoxo
CORTNIE

2 comments:

  1. One challenge I have is finding cute bras for my "girls" as they too are bigger. lol, any suggestions?

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    1. I get mine from Lane Bryant! Cute and comfy!

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